dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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