I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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