If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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