he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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