Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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