But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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