I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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