I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
