My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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