The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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