Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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