If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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