We won't sleep together?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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