I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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