Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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