On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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