my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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