is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Mom said you looked used
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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