Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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