i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
be right there i have to get my cape
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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