I think i peed on brittanys purse
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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