How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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