i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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