i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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