You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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