how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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