it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
