susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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