'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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