what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We are two peas in an std pod
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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