Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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