Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
