Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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