girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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