i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Randomize
