physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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