I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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