My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
