ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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