If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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