im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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