Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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