ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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