They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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