Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You were trust falling into bushes
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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