we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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