Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i already hear my dad disowning me
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Do plants get herpes?
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