using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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