Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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