I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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