I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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