Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
