is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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