Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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